Once upon a biodiesel dreary...

In the bottom of a grease bucket, in the depths of mold, french-fries, and scum,

The Diesel Weasel was born.

Spawned in the filth, he now haunts the Greengineers' lab.

Either helping, or causing massive calamities,

He is the Greengineering Patron Saint, He is is the Greengineering Arch-Nemesis.

It is, and always will be:

THE DIESEL WEASEL!

(Stay tuned for news on The Diesel Weasel, as well as listings of recent sightings...)